STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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