- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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