A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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