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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A man goes to the potty.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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