Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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