- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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