There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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