- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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