What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Emily Walker.

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jibby jobby

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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