what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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