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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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