Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Massie is a fatass

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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