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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

If you have a stroke, call 000

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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