- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What's big and purple? Barney

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Long joke Your such a downey

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

a irish man walks past a bar

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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