- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Your Mother

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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