Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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