- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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