why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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baloney sandwich

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