69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Skinny people fart less.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Ham sandwich

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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