What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Anti Joke

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