- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Jersey Shore.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

why was the boy sad? because.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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