- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

the lemon was sweet.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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