- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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