- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.