Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Tall asians

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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