Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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I shot a bitch.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Im cute hehehee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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