Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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