Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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