What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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That is so fetch

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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