- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

I like touching my boobs

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Misner is a twat.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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