i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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