matt has ebola...funny right!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Asian women drivers...

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