- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Bob Saget

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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