Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What is square and grey? A grey square.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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