What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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