Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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