- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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