Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Anti Joke

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