- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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