- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's blue? The sky.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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