what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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