Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Bark I'm a tree

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

 

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

hi penis ham telephone

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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