Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Matthew Baker

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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