Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Black people.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Pickle

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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