Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Cheese

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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