- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A child walks into a classroom.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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