What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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