Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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