- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What do you call a blue chair A black person

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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