Chuck Norris is dead......

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A child walks into a classroom.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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