- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's big and purple? Barney

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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