- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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