- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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