Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

a black man walks out of popeyes

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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