- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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