Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops