How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Prostitution is bad.......

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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