Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

brock has small hands for a small job

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why? Why not?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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