- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What black and has children A black man

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Im gay What about you

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Your so gay, that you like men!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

non poop

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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