- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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