- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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