why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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This is funny.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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ecks! why zee?

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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