So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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