Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Get some flipping new jokes people

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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