- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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