- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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