- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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