- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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