- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

You know what's catchy? A cold

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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