- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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