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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do u call a cripple Biv