Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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