You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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