what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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