What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's big and long? My dick.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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