Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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