- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

If the 49ers won the superbowl

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

You were born.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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