- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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