- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

My spelling is horrible

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Women's Rights

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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