- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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