A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Anthony sucks

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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