- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nice.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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