What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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