knock knock!? . . No.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Women's rights.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Anti Joke

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