- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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