- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A man walks into a bar

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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