A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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