My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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9/11

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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