- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Pickles

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Wolfjob.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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