- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats worse than gill? nothing

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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