- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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