- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Vagina Boob

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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