- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What does water smell like? water.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

hers a joke... japanese people

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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