- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Women's rights

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

T u r n i p s

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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