- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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