- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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