- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Tony Romo

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.