- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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