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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Where's the soap?

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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