- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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