- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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