- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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