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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Sir, your wife is dead

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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