- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A bar walks into a man

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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