- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Oh, go away

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Penis

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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