Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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