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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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