- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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