- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Y u do dis?

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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