- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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