I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Hello penis

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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