- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

John lazzaro likes dick

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Women can vote? WTF

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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