What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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im not food

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Joke

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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