This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

every knight i see an owl at window

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An Aisian failed a test

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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