I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

jd and zach loves vigina

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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