- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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