What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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