Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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