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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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