- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Where's the soap?

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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