- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A Serbian Film

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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